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Somewhere on earth.. on a tulip field in a valley with no way out.. Astronauts are trying to kill you with ..playing cards? You must make your way to a windmill for some reason. Also, you can kill the astronauts ..for 30 seconds. With ..cuteness? Idk there are heart particles flying around. Based on a short Discord conversation.

Note: The game is very scuffed.

Known bugs:

- Game doesn't seem to close after pressing quit.
- Moving astronauts sometimes keep moving after being killed.
- Other ghostly artifacts.
- Lumen doesn't actually get enabled below "Chugfest" quality setting.
- Settings are ..very flakey.

Extra credits:

"Low-Poly Astronaut" (https://skfb.ly/o6xpY) by SunnyChen753 is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).

"Windmill" (https://skfb.ly/6RQAL) by Yury Misiyuk is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).

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Alpha release 2 220 MB

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